You Better Watch Out, I’m Telling You Why… BofA is Coming to Town… And, they might just break your door down!

A contemporary take on an old classic by Martin Andelman.

BofA is Coming to Town!

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Well… they can’t find your docs,

They can’t tell you why,

They keep you on hold till, you want to cry.

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BofA is coming to town…

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You better stand guard,

Better stay on your toes,

Don’t turn your back, or they’re gonna’ foreclose.

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BofA is coming to town…

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They’ll send an application,

Tell you to fill it out,

They talk modification,

But what they say, you’d better doubt… OH!

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You just never know,

What they might do,

Could own free and clear, it can happen to you.

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BofA is coming to town…

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You think that they’d never,

Do those kinds of thefts,

But BofA’s right hands, don’t talk to their lefts.

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BofA is coming to town…

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They’ll break in while you’re sleeping,

Drink your scotch and your chablis,

They don’t see what the problem is,

They might steal your Christmas Tree!  Yeah!

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Not much you can do,

When all this occurs,

BofA will just say, go tell it to MERS.

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BofA is coming to town…

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So, if everything’s gone,

Let me be frank,

You know the cops won’t be, arresting a bank.

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BofA is coming to town…

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They don’t care if they own it.

They don’t care if you’re late,

They don’t care about anything,

Welcome to foreclosure-gate!  Hey!

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And, in case you were thinking,

BofA’s a disgrace,

It’s all the same, Wells, Citi or Chase…

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BofA is coming to town…

… And they might just break your door down!

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(It’s the banks, betches!)

Martin Andelman and Mandelman Matters

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